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Ok. Yes, I live in a beach town. Puerto Vallarta is know for her beautiful beaches, but please put some cloths on. Just what are you thinking, everyday people parade downtown PV in little Skimpy bathing-suits. Why, would you do that downtown New York, Toronto, or maybe Paris, no so why here. Yes, the beach is just blocks away, so go there, I have no problems with white skinned beached whales on the beach in little g-strings, what will take them a month to pick out of their butts, but on the street. Please
Lets not forget the grocery stores in Vallarta, I am tired, Ive just put in a full day in the office, I stop for some coffee and maybe a chicken for dinner, only to have my scenes attacked buy some stupid tourist dressed in a speedo, white socks and sandals, with a cowboy hat sitting on his head. Bent over the counter with major butt cleavage, there is no question to where is the beef. Please
Inside the church they strut with camera and beer in hand, what are they thinking. Please
Plastic Boobs are all the rage,fine keep them covered, and sir please do you really think that stupid banana you have there looks real. What were you thinking when you got dressed, a gold la-may speedo with a sewn in pocket enhancer is just too much. Please
Your children, why, explain that one cause I just don't get it. Mom changing a cute little 2 year old at the beach is just darling, let your 5 and 6 year old run around without a stitch on because you don't want to deal with a bathing suit full of sand is just not acceptable. Please
To often you seem to think its OK to get on the bus wet in your skimpy suit and wonder why someone gives you a dirty look, after they sit in the seat you just vacated. Please
One of the things I hear a lot is why is the TV in Spanish, Well do you think it might be because you are in Mexico duh. And lets not forget this one I am safe as long as I am in the hotel cause its on American soil. Please
And the Number ONE compliant, you did not get sick from the water, you came down here drank beer, run and tequila all night long, ate hot peppers to prove how macho you were and then cried the next day blaming the water. I ask what damn water. Please
So here you have it, put your cloths on, show some respect, and conduct yourself in a manner becoming a welcomed tourist. Please
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