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Slicing the Fat
So having just said all this, there were a few things that I didn't particularly care for, but are mostly forgivable by this Battlestarved Galactica fan.
The scenes directly leading up to Gina being unmasked also caused problems
for the narrative, because it it relies on contrivances and idiocy one
a scale that was "Razor's" nearly-rung death knell. It is utterly
absurd that there just happened to be a small camera
directly across from where Number Six just happened to die, not to
mention the fact that lay nicely propped up against a bulkhead. If
there is no finer example of a writer's laziness, it is this
contrivance. Also, the scenes stemming from Cain's inherent disbelief
regarding this and the later proof from the camera
feed is, in and of itself, groan-worthy. While such utter disbelief to
the "Cylons look like us now" claim rightfully exists, the way Gina was
unmasked could surely have been handled far better.
For instance, why not have carried the body
to CIC and thrown it on the table like a slab of meat. Sure, it's
melodramatic, but it would have left no room for doubt and avoided the
defecated writer-laziness that was Gina's reveal. Hell, it would have
been better to drag Six's body
so that it can be placed in front of a camera. Sure, it's a little
extra effort, but this would have been appreciated since it's, well,
naturalistic.
Then on the opposite end of the spectrum, the
scene of the Cylons in the Raider cockpit was pure, homogenized cheese.
I'm sorry, but while it might have looked like a nice homage on paper,
it made me cringe. So much so that I thought I had a back spasm. On top
of that, I felt that I had a bout of cognitive dislocation, since the
scene jarred so badly from the narrative. For one, I can't ignore the
obviously corny, early age
SF conceit of robots talking amongst themselves for the sake of the
audience. Centurions should be able to communicate through wireless
means, thus being able to transmit instructions instantaneously. This
would be far more efficient than verbal speech.
Secondly, why on Gods' green Kobol does it take three Cylons to operate a fighter? This was the most annoying aspect of the original series as well; if the Cylon craft was a bomber or carrier, I could probably see it, but to have three machines control what has acted thus far as a pure fighter craft is conceptually and feasibly ridiculous.
Another gripe deals with Lieutenant Thorne's (Fulvio Cecere)
one-minute brief cameo appearance. It was previously inferred in
"Resurrection Ship" that he is responsible for saving a lot of lives on
Pegasus during the Cylon boarding action, yet his appearance
on-screen solely consists of Cain issuing her order to torture Gina by
any inventive means he can come up with. It would have been great to
see him in action and find out how exactly this lusting, smug rapist
earned the respect of so many.
Furthermore, where are the Sunshine Boys (Mike Dopud, Derek Delost), the CAG (John-Pyper Ferguson) and Viper jock Narcho (Sebastian Spence)?
They could have easily been a part of the "So Say We All" scenes on the
hangar deck, instead of the throwaway characters we were subjected to.
The fact that they were conspicuously absent during these scenes
cheapened the experience, although I doubt the occasional viewer would
have noticed.
There's also the fact that Pegasus' CAG should have been at Cain's dinner
shindig-where she assures her top people that she won't go Ahab on
everyone-since he does lead fighter operations aboard the ship.
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